do vampires pierce the skin with their fangs then suck the blood out or are their fangs like straws

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Sam and Thor, scarily similar.

Sam Winchesthor

Oh, you have no idea.



Sammy isn’t the only one

Oh yeah and let me add

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best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

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i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

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But you deserve the universe and I’m just a star

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just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 


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  • Mentally ill person: I'm having a really bad and hard time right now.
  • Other person: Haha yeah aren't we all.

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