my hair is so soft when i straighten it at 2am ~sorry for no make up~

my hair is so soft when i straighten it at 2am ~sorry for no make up~

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

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the-internet-addict:

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

I don’t think it ever left

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themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)

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fuckeduphannibalcomics:

Cannibalism isn’t Hannibal’s only side hobby

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braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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The Zodiac Signs in a Horror Movie

  • Aries: The First to die
  • Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
  • Gemini: The one who figures out who/what the killer is
  • Cancer: The one who says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
  • Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
  • Virgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
  • Libra: The one who says "everybody stay calm!" then freaks out themselves
  • Scorpio: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
  • Sagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer
  • Capricorn: The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
  • Aquarius: The one who makes it until the end
  • Pisces: The one who screams at everything

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