laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong)

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breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


*HIC-BLORP*
This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

*HIC-BLORP*

This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

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ttttaxidermied:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

image

oh my god

(Source: vidarianvivisepulture)

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bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

image

(Source: wowchicken)

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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive)

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bombhills-notcountries:


I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

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pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

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